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9 Gifts for the Hot Mess Express

Encourage your friend to embrace their messy life with a hot mess express mug or a shit show sweatshirt! These ethical gifts are sure to keep your friend smiling while they go about being a shit show. Discover more ethical & sustainable gift ideas by heading back to our Damn Good Holiday Gift Guide.

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Shit Show T-Shirt

$28.00

If you're the shit show you have to embrace it! This tee celebrates not having it all together, Our tees are ethically made with organic & recycled materials.

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Hot Mess Coffee Mug
Hot Mess Coffee Mug
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Hot Mess Coffee Mug

Hot Mess Express Mug

$15.00

The Hot Mess Express Mug is encourages consumers to look past the pressure to have a perfect "Instagramable" and encourages people to embrace their imperfections.

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Fueled by Coffee & Dry Shampoo Gift Box
Fueled by Coffee & Dry Shampoo Gift Box
Fueled by Coffee & Dry Shampoo Gift Box

Fueled by Coffee & Dry Shampoo Gift Box

$65.00

This is a great gift for the friend who is always on the go featuring our Fueled by Coffee & Dry Shampoo tee, coffee, & dry shampoo.

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Hot Mess Express Gift Box

$55.00

This sustainable gift box is perfect for your hot mess of a friend. This box features our Hot Mess Express t-shirt made with sustainable materials, an up-cycled All Aboard the Hot Mess Express keychain, a Literally Can't Even notebook, & a booklet that shares the stories of each product.

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I Can't Even Pocket Notebook

$4.00

This mini notebook is great for keeping track of the mess that is your life. It's small enough to fit in your purse or pocket and made with eco-friendly paper. This notebook is designed by our partner brand Aviate Press which creates art around self care & self growth. 

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Stressed, a Mess Sweatshirt

$45.00

Celebrate life's imperfections with our Stressed a Mess, But Still Ethically Dressed sweatshirt. This fun design is printed on beautiful light blue sweatshirts that are made responsibly in the USA using eco-friendly materials such as recycled polyester and organic cotton.

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Hot Mess Express T-Shirt

$28.00

The Hot Mess t-shirt encourages people to embrace the messiness of life and embrace self love. Our ethical clothing encourages shoppers to look past the pressure of having a perfect life & encourages people to embrace their imperfections & learn to laugh through the messiness of life.

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Upcycled Shit Not to Lose Keychain

$20.00

This fun keychain was made from up-cycled butter knives and hand stamped with "shit not to lose." This eco-friendly accessory is a great gift for your friends! This keychain makes a great stocking stuffer for the shit show in your life. And serves as a reminder not to lose your keys. 

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Shit Show Organic Cotton Sweatshirt

$50.00

This eco-conscious sweatshirt makes a statement and lets others know they're not alone in this imperfect journey of life. Our sustainable sweatshirts are made in the USA with 100% certified organic cotton fleece. Good for the environment and provides jobs in the USA.

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Shit Show Pin

$2.00

This pin is perfect for any shit show! Pin this accessory on your jacket, bag, or give it as a funny gift. This circle pin is 1.25 in & made using recycled paper, vegetable pigment inks, and recycled ferrous metals.

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Shit Show Gift Box

$55.00

The shit show gift box is a fun way to bring a smile to your friend! This box features our eco-friendly Star of the Shit Show tee, a I can't Even pocketbook, and an upcycled Shit Not to Lose keychain! 

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Upcycled Hot Mess Express Keychain

$20.00

This fun keychain was made from up-cycled spoons and hand stamped with "all aboard the hot mess express." This eco-friendly accessory is a great gift for your friends!

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Discover more ethical & sustainable gift ideas by heading back to our Damn Good Holiday Gift Guide.