The Magical Sweatshirt to Answer All Your Family's Holiday Small Talk Questions
Wouldn't it be great to have a sweatshirt you can refer to when your family asks those typical small talk holiday questions? Lucky for you, we have one!
How's college? Stressed, a Mess, but Still Ethically Dressed.
How's work? Stressed, a Mess, but Still Ethically Dressed.
Are you seeing anyone? Stressed, a Mess, but Still Ethically Dressed.
How's your roommate? Stressed, a Mess, but Still Ethically Dressed?
It works for just about everything. Just tell your relatives to refer to your sweatshirt and then embrace your introverted self. OR if you're like me....you'll definitely need a step up. Our Star of the Shit Show sweatshirt is sure to scare off the unwanted holiday small talk from family members...especially the more conservative ones ;)
How's work? Great Linda, refer to the sweatshirt. I'm the Star of the Shit Show.
How's your cat? Like mother, like son. Star of the Shit Show.
How's life going? Fan-fuckingtastic. I'm the star of a new show...maybe you've heard of it...the Shit Show.
How's wedding planning coming along? It's not. Refer to the sweatshirt. I'm too busy being the Star of the Shit Show.
Embrace the messiness of life this holiday season and order your sweatshirt while we still have them in stock! And let's be real....we all know someone who needs these sweatshirts as a gift!