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Funny Parenthood Gift Box

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Wish new parents good luck with this funny gift box! This new parent gift features a funny card, coffee for the parents, and a tiny Star of the Shit Show tee for babies or toddlers! All our gift boxes feature eco-friendly wrapping and a booklet sharing the impact of each product + mission of our our small business partners. 

What's in this funny gift box for new parents?

Welcome to Parenthood Card

Ethically made with recycled materials and fair trade practices, the Parenthood greeting card is sure to make new parents smile. The card reads "Welcome to Parenthood. Double fist these." Featuring a bottle and coffee cup.

Damn Good Coffee

A little gift to keep the parents from getting too exhausted! Our Damn Good Coffee features my favorite medium dark organically grown blend from Peru. 

Star of the Shit Show Shirt

This organic cotton Infant or Toddler tee is designed & vinyl pressed to order by Give a Damn Goods founder. The tee is ethically made in the USA with organic cotton to keep your baby cozy! 

Want to buy the parents matching Shit Show tees? Check out our regular sized Star of the Shit Show tees.

If you'd like use to write a note in the card use the note section at check out to let us know your message.